What do you want from me?

thegaylife0:

ph4ntasmag0ria:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

I want to be alive when they start traveling deeper.. I can’t wait to see what they discover.

We know more about space then we do about the ocean.

(Source: thatscienceguy, via stand-by-me)

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

 image

(via ruinedchildhood)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via lgbtlaughs)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via ruinedchildhood)

t-ii:

#margiela say wear it ur way 🔃

t-ii:

#margiela say wear it ur way 🔃

(via tomahok)

parasailin-sarahpalin:

bionicniall:

harryftmikey:

Harry wore my collage tuition today

collage tuition

she never had the chance

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)

puzzylipz:

$$$rebel amish$$$

puzzylipz:

$$$rebel amish$$$

(Source: tropicgravy, via ruinedchildhood)

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

(Source: starlorrd, via stand-by-me)

frustration-squared:

stilaac:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

image

I hate this website

(via stand-by-me)

wes-eskimo:


Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

wes-eskimo:

Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

(Source: olderoticart, via parasailin-sarahpalin)